thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

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slenclerman:

America’s Next Top Good Personality

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joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

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horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

your son. he is dead

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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